Our story begins high over New York city..
In the luxury penthouse aparment
Of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known
Oh sorry, you caught me doing my yoga.
You were expecting 'downward dog' perhaps?
My name is Mr. Peabody.
And since we're going to be spending some time together
I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.
You see, ever since I was a pup,
It was clear, that I was different.
I tried to 'fit in': "No, thank you"
But never could.
As I grew, I saw more and more of my litter mates
being chosen by their new families.
But for some reason, i never was.
Come on, boy, fetch the stick!
But why? Won't you just throw it again?
It's an exercise in futility.
I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic.
Wait, wait, come back! throw the stick.
I'll stay, I'll heel,
I'll even shake hands!
Bark, bark.
So, without a family of my own
I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge.
Culture, and athletics
I received my degree at Harvard
Valedogtorian of course Yehh
And then I devoted myself to helping mankind
I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy
resolved geo-political conflicts around the globe
And in my spare time, I invented The fist bump... planking
tear away pants, auto tune..
The back side olly and
And-.. the Zoumba
Stop
Try
bounce
But what I'm most proud of, is my son
Sherman.
Hi, Mr. Peabody.
Oh have you told them about the "Wayback"?
I was just getting to that.
When I adopted Sherman,
I vowed to be the best father I could be.
To prepare him for all the wonders of the world, present and past.
And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life.
A time machine!
Of course, time travel can be a bit... unpredictable.
There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way.
Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't always leany.
But there's nothing like learning The lessons of history firsthand
Right, Sherman?
Where're we going today, Mr. Peabody?
Not where, Sherman, when.
French Revolution 1789
Wow this is the biggest house I've ever seen!
it's the palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.
You know, she was mostly famous for one thing
"Cake! I love cake so much!"
Marie Antoinette sure likes cakes, Mr. Peabody.
Indeed she does.
Maria was a woman with a prodigious appetite
For all things covered with frosting.
But her expensive taste made her the target of much criticism.
Why?
Because, Sherman, during Marie's reign
The common people of France were exceedingly poor.
- Got any bread? - No! I'm exceedingly poor!
- Now we can have some cake? - mes oui!
Oh yeah sorry, may we have some cake?
Mes oui!
Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.
Sherman, what the queen means is...
Ohh Let them eat cake!
And when the Queen heard the poor of Paris
... could not even buy bread...
...She said: "Let them eat cake!"
No! ,Oui, I heard it myself.
- It's a scandal! - Shocking!
- Down with the Queen! - Down with the monarchy!
Wait.
What kind of cake?
Long live the Revolution!
Vive la Revolution!
Smashing party Your Majesty...
But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be
Sherman. Sherman!
Sherman!
Sherman?
Sheeerman!
- Here Sherman! - Hey, Mr. Peabody.
What are you doing in here?
Try these other cakes.
This one here, with whipped cream and strawberries, thats...
...Pretty fantastic!
Sherman, don't you remember why I told you ...
to stay close to me during the French Revolution?
Because after the French Revolution, it was gonna rain?
No! Because, I said after the French Revolution...
comes the Reign of Terror!
Vive la Revolution!
Round up the aristocrats!
The Queen and her aristocratic cronies...
... must pay the price for their gluttony!
We will slaughter them like the dogs, they are!
Starting with this one!
Mr Peabody, what should i do?
Nothing Sherman, just stay right there!
But Mr Peabody...
Everythings going to be fine, Sherman. Just stay right there!
Off with his head!
Mr. Peabody!
A cantaloup? The lowest of the foods!
Who dares to insult me with this melon?
Get that dog!
Mr Peabody, how did you escape?
Its simple, Sherman.
I noticed the Distance between the sewer lids...
reasoned that there must be one directly under the guillotine platform.
noted the loose board under the basket
... computed the angle at which the setting sun would bounce off your
Glasses... momentarily blinding the executioner
and chose that moment
to swipe the executioner's melon. Which gave me the extra weight to tip the board
... facilitating my exit.
Thats amazing!
thats not amazing. it was just a matter of
Keeping my head...
keeping your head
I don't get it
There he is! Hunt them down!
Run, Sherman, quick!
This water tastes terrible !
Interestingly, thats not water!
Ha ha I've got you now!
Indeed, you have Monsieur Robespierre and what a master of the chase you are!
Oh you noticed.
Oh of course. Doubling back on me like that, that was genius.
Thank you.
I just hope you don't take my little confederate here, I depend on him so completely,
Get over here you!
-You are devilishly clever - I know.
- And much quicker than you as well. - But are you quick enough..for this?
- Aha see? quick! Quick yes, but not too smart.
Aaw another cantaloup! Your sword.
Alright, Sherman looks like it's time for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing!
Go!
Forward! Parry! Thrust! Repeat! Noo, miss
-Haha you missed! - I never miss.
come on
Yeah!
Do you smell that, Sherman? It wasn't me, Mr Peabody.
I know it wasn't you, it's the methane gas in the sewer system.
And giving the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit we're about to use it, to blast out of here! Hang on!
Nice landing, ay, Sherman?
So, what did you learn today, Sherman?
That French revolution was crazy!
how so?
All those guys getting their heads chopped off.
and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.
And think:
Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution
If she simply issued an edict.
... to share bread amoung the poor.
But then, she couldn't have had dessert.
Why not, Mr. Peabody?
Because Sherman, You can't have your cake and edict too.
i don't get it.
Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?
Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?
No, Sherman. Tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places.
Why not?
Becouse tomorrow's adventure is one that you're going to be taking all on your own.
What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?
Don't you remember? It's your first day at school!
- Can I drive? - Of course not!
New York-Today
And remember, Sherman: I before e, except after c.
I know, Mr. Peabody.
And don't forget about the communicative principle: 2 +3 = 3 +2
I know, Mr. Peabody.
And if you have to go bathroom...
Just raise your hand proudly, and say, "I have to go."
I will, Mr Peabody.
And remember, the No. 2 pencil is standard for most uses
But there are times , when the No. 1 comes in handy
I left a little pencil chart in your backpack.
which you can consult whenever it becomes a judgement call..
I think I'll be okay.
- okay, goodbye, Mr. Peabody. - Wait.
See you after school.
- Sherman! - I gotta go...
... I gotta sign up for the clubs.
Sherman no one is more in favour of
participation in fraternal organizations than I
But before you go...
... I want you to have this.
Thanks. What is it?
A dog whistle.
It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody.
Its works fine, Sherman.
It's just a frequency only dogs can hear.
Oh cool.
Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you ...
... that no matter what challenges you face ...
no matter how far away I might seem
Goodbye , Mr. Peabody!
... I'm with you.
George Washington.
Who can tell me, Who he is ?
Oh me! I can, I can!
O. .. Sherman.
The first president of the United States of America.
Good job.
And when President Washington was a little boy ...
... what kind of tree did he cut down?
Oh, me! me! me!
- Penny. - A cherry tree.
Apocryful!
What kind of tree is that?
It's not a tree, its a word: apocryful.
It means that story is not true
really?
Yeah. George Washington never cut down a cherry tree...
... and he never said he couldn't lie.
People make those stories...
... up to teach children a lesson about lying.
But they're not true.
But he did cross the Delaware River, Christmas night in 1776 though.
My dad took me there in the summer
And we crossed it too. I fell in.
Wow looks like someone really knows their history .
Ha, Penny?
Its really great meeting you guys
Maybe you can come over to my house sometime
I could bring my new 'model'.
It's a hydrogen atom.
You've only got one, Hah?
Guess we'll have to split it.
Good one.
Check it, guys.
What do you got there, Sherman? Kibbles or Bits?
Actually, I've got baby carrots, organic apple juice
... and a tuna sandwich.
It's super high in omega3.
So you eat human food, ha?
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
Because you're a dog.
No, I'm not. - Sure you are.
Your dad's a dog, so you're a dog too.
I think you'r confused. It's an adoptive relationship.
- zip it, Carl. - Okay.
Here , I'll show you. Fetch.
Go on, doggy, go get your lunch.
Go on Go get it.
Ah! The humiliation!
Sherman, go get your food.
Make like a good little doggie.
- Whats this? - It's mine. Give it back!
What is it? A whistle?
Stupid thing doesn't even work.
It's a dog whistle penny.
It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.
- Back off, Carl. - Okay.
Het! That whistle is my private poperty. Give it back!
- Jump, doggy, jump! - I'm not a dog.
Come on, Sherman. Just admit it, you're a dog
- Sit! - Let me go!
Not until you beg like a dog.
Come on, Sherman. Beg.
Bite! Bite! Bite! Bite
Mr Peabody thank you for coming in on such short notice...
... to discuss the problem with Sherman.
Oh, it's not a problem at all , principle Purdue I fully expected this.
You did?
Yes, and as with all things Sherman related, I prepared for it.
Here is a curriculum, that takes Sherman's advanced preparation into acount
But won't require you to have him to skip one or more grades.
Mr Peabody...
Here are some pre-algebra work sheets, an advanced reading list...
and a link to a web site I created...
... so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese.
It is after-all the language of the future.
Mr. Peabody!
I'm not saying he shouldn't study French too, Principal Purdy I'm saying have him do both...
Mr. Peabody!
What? Not enough? Swahili?
Luga-moto-hotoshi! Sherman got into a fight today.
Oh dear.
Pictures were taken, for insurance purposes.
He bit her.
I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr. Peabody.
After all... you are a dog.
Who may I ask are you?
I Miss Gkranion from The bureau of child Safety and Protection.
We're required by law to contact them whenever, there's an...
..incident.
Sherman's never done anything like this before.
I'm sure he must have had a reason.
-Well the girl was being a bit of a bully... - quiet, Purdue!
It's normal for children to tease.
Its not normal for them to bite.
Clearly it's because of how he's being raised.
In my opinion,
A dog can never be a suitable parent to a little boy.
I must point out, Miss Gkranion,
that I won the right to adopt Sherman in a court of law.
And the court can take it away from you!
I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening, to conduct an investigation
If I discover that you are in anyway
an unfit parent, I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody.
Permanently.
I hope I made myself clear.
Crystal.
Sorry I bit her, Mr. Peabody.
I won't do it again.
You're darn tootin', you wont do it again.this kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable
And rather uncharacteristic, given how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.
What on earth provoked it?
She called me a dog.
Well. Alright then.
Thank you for telling me.
Try and get some sleep.
I love you, Mr. Peabody.
I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman.
Mr. Peabody You're a Nobel Prize winning scientist.
An advisor to heads of state.
A captain of industry.
Why would you want to adopt a boy?
Because, your honour, when I found Sherman...
...it reminded me of how I started out in life.
And now I want to give him the one thing I always wanted .
A home!
And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges
of raising a human boy?
With all due respect...
... how hard could it be?
Very well, then.
If a boy can adopt a dog...
... I see no reason why a dog can not adopt a boy
- Da-da. - No, Sherman. Not, da-da.
You should call me Mr Peabody.
Or in less formal moments, simply Peabody.
Thats right.
Mr. Pibaba.
Whats cooking, Mr. Peabody?
Oh. Nothing much.
Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion fruit
basil conquessay, some truffled quail
and a juniper berry reduction, and...
baked Alaska.
Is today some kind of a special occasion?
You could say.
- It's not my birthday. - No, it isn't.
- Its not your birthday. - Right again.
Its not Father's Day, is it?
No, its not Father's Day.
- Is the President coming to dinner, again? - No.
Oh so who's coming to dinner?
Let's just say, if the evening is a success...
we can put this whole biting business behind us.
The Petersons! Welcome!
- So it literally is a dog. - PAUL!
No thats alright.
Although I prefer "literate dog."
Oh thats funny! Isn't that funny, Paul?
He's not a big laugher.
We were so delighted that you could make it on such short notice.
Aren't we Sherman?
Aren't we, Sherman?
Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, that's for sure
Say hello to Penny, Sherman.
Hi, Penny.
Hello, Sherman!
Now why don't you go show Penny your mineral collection Sherman?
I am sure she will find those new geodes of yours fascinating.
Come on.
I'm so glad you accepted my invitation.
Now the kids can resolve their differences...
... before Miss Gkranion arrives.
You're barking up the wrong tree, mister!
In fact, if it weren't for Patty I would have pressed charges already
And I have to tell you , Peabody.
Where my daughter, is concerned nothing is more important than
Hello? Sure , I'll take a survey.
Everything going swimmingly?
Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here
Because I didn't want you to worry.
Okay. Because I didn't want listen to your belly-aching.
- Thank you for your honesty. - You're welcome.
I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway.
She hates me!
Share your interests.
Tell her witty anecdotes.
Mr Peabody, I hate her.
Sherman, every great relationship starts from a place of conflict
... and evolves into something richer.
Bon chance.
Make it work.
Don't tell her about the Wayback.
Don't even think about it.
Peabody, that was amazing!
Paul,wasn't that amazing?
I'm more into rock'n'roll.
I meant flamenco.
Bagpipes?
Didgeridoo.
Sitar .
Steel Drums
Trombone.
Xylophone.
Drum.
Organ.
Oboe.
Piccolo
Tuba.
Dobro
Whistle.
Hermonia
Cresel song
You know what? This has been great, but a complete waste of time.
So lets get Penny, and go home ..!
Are you alright, Paul?
I'm... fine!
This happens whenever he's tense.
Paul, if I might
Stay away from me, Peabody!
Just get back! I need traction.
You can trust me, Paul. I am a licenced chiropractor.
Peabody!
I feel great!
I really feel great!
Peabody, you're a miracle worker!
Look at me. I'm dancing!
You know, Penny...
... Sigmund Freud says, that if you don't like a person...
... it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.
What do you know about Sigmund Freud?
More than you think.
Sure. Just like you knew all that stuff about George Washington
not really cutting down a cherry tree.
- What a crock! - But it's true!
- How do you know? - I just know!
- Did you read it in a book? - No.
See it in a movie? - No.
Did your brainiac dad tell you?
No!
So how do you know, Sherman?
How - Do - You - Know?
He told me.
- Who told you? - George Washington.
George Washington.
Yeah..
Liar.
Don't tell her about the Wayback.
He calls it the "WAYBACK".
So where have you gone it in?
Not where, Penny. When.
Okey, smart guy. when.
1965, 1776, 1620, 1492, 1215, 4..........
Can it go back to an hour ago?
Why?
Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick...
And not come to this lame dinner party..
Mr. Peabody says,
you should never use the WAYBACK...
to travel to a time when you existed .
How come?
There would be two of you.
Ohhh, Yeah . I guess the world's not ready for that.
Now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.
Are you kidding? Where should we go first?
Mr. Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it until I'm older.
Do you do everything Mr. Peabody says?
Yeah...
You know what that makes you, Sherman?
An obedient son.
Nope. A dog.
Nice control!
Don't let it go, Patty.
Hands up, Paul!
Here we go.
Oh ,Yeah!
Look at this.
This is a little home-spun concoction I like to call:
"Einstein on the beach".
- To the kids . - To the kids!
- Mr Peabody! - Sherman?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Of Course. Excuse me.
I've really hit it off with Penny's parents.
I think we can file this night
under "unqualified success".
- I'd hold off filing it just yet. - What do you mean?
Where's Penny?
In ancient Egypt...
You used the WAYBACK?
What's happening, big guy? We're running low.
I'll be right there, Paul.
How! How could you do such a thing?
She called me a liar
For saying George Washington never cut down a cherry tree.
And so you took her to see George Washington?
Yeah.. she was into it.
- Hey, Peabody. - Hey.
- Where is Penny? - Playing hide and seek.
- Pooping. - Pooping...
- playing hide and seek.
Well, which is it?
What's going on here?
Yeah, what's going on here?
- What have you done with Penny? - Penny?
Penny! Penny!
- Oh my gosh. - Where's our daughter?
It's hard to say, Paul
She could be here
... or here, or here, or here, or here
That'll hold them.
I learned that trick from a swami at the Piper 1 guerie in Ubud Bali.
Let's go !
Ancient Egypt! Land of the Pharaohs.
A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity.
But a cruel and barbarous civilization just the same .
I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly.
What are you doing here?
We have come to take you home.
What's the Egyptian word For tattle-tale?
Mofshi âfshured But that's beside the point.
Get your clothes on, we're going home.
Who died and made you pharaoh?
Now bring on the mani-peddi!
See, Mr. Peabody? Impossible!
Indeed. But watch what happens
when an immovable object , meets an irresistable force
Penny, come here, right now.
Penny, come on.
I am not Penny anymore.
Now I'm the princess Hatshepsut, precious flower of the Nile!
Precious, perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here...
You are most definitely in de-Nile.
I don't get it.
Now, come along.
Unhand her!
What's the matter, my sweet, little desert blossom?
Are these barbarians bothering you?
As the matter of fact, they are.
Bow barbarians!
As you wish, Your highness.
Who's that, Mr. Peabody?
That, Sherman, is the living image of Amon,
Son of Akhenaten ,the lord of the 18th dynasty of the New Kingdom
King Tutankhamun.
- Otherwise known as King Tut. - My boyfriend.
King Tut is your boyfriend?
-uhuum -would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey
And layed in a pit of fire ants?
You'd do that for me?
Anything, my Desert Flower. Consider it a wedding gift.
- What? You can't marry this guy? - Why not?
Well for one , his name rhymes with 'butt'.
I don't care.
I'm gonna have a big, fat Egyptian wedding.
Spoiler alert: king Tut dies young.
Are you sure you've thought this through?
Oh trust me, I thought it through. I'm getting everything.
The royal astronomers had decreed. Your wedding must take place tomorrow.
At dawn.
- Who is he? - He is Ay.
He is you?
I am Ay, the Grand Vizier.
Yeah, that's his name.
Oh grand Vizier, would you mind telling The precious Princess here
precisely what it means to marry the young pharaoh?
Gladly.
It means she will be bound to him in eternity.
Through these sacred ceremonies of disembowelment
And mummification.
As described in the Holy text.
Uh , hold up a second. Can you walk me through that, somebody?
What he means, Penny,
is that when I die, they'll kill you, too.
And then they rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars
And then mummify what ever's left.
Ok , I'm seeing this now.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go with them.
There's no turning back, now!
To the Palace!
Let the wedding preparations begin!
Mr. Peabody! Sherman! Do something!
Do not worry, Penny, we'll save you!
Hey , wait! You can't just...
Leave us here.
- Mr Peabody? - Yes, Sherman?
Can I Hold Your Hand?
Of course you can.
Boy. Your hand's cold, Mr. Peabody.
- Sherman? - Yes?
That's not my hand.
That's disarming.
Now, to find a way out of here...
Look around , Sherman.
These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics designed
To assist the Pharaoh's souls...
in their journey to the afterlife.
And they may assist us as well.
This depicts the god Anubis
sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld.
It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.
We must find them in time to stop the wedding.
If you ask me, we should let her marry that guy.
They deserve each other.
What's that Sherman?
Tut, give me a break.
Bald, wears a skirt and makeup?
If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I'd say you were jealous
Jealous? Of what?
Tut's affection for Penny, of course.
You think I like Penny?
Give me a break.
It's not like I want to .. hold her hand
Or go to the park
or watch her while she's brushing her hair
or anything
Quickly, Sherman.
careful, Sherman. It's a booby trap.
- What's so funny? - You said booby.
One wrong step and we are done for.
The boat...
Of Ra
sails straight
today.
Take-the wrong - boat
Man-will pay.
alright, Sherman, Now it's your turn.
Do the puzzle exactly as I did.
Think it through. One step at a time.
I mean, 'pay'
Oh my...
The boats of Ra.
One boat is the way out
The other will send us plunging into darkness and certain death.
What?
Sherman, get in the boat.
As soon as I move these blocks together, It's going to move very fast.
- Which boat, Mr. Peabody? - What?
Which boat is the not-certain-death-plunge boat ?
That one!
We did it, Sherman! Sherman
Mr. Peabody!
What are you doing over there?
I thought you pointed to this one.
Sherman?
Sherman!
Are you alright?
I'm good.
The sun god Ra, commands us to begin..
the sacred ceremony!
Bring forth the blade for the blood oath!
Where blade meets flesh, in the sacred rite
we pay tribute To the sun God, Ra
Wait!
Anubis! The god of Death!
The wedding must not continue!
Why, Anubis, why?
Plagues! Flames!
If this marriage pact is sealed
I will shower down upon the land, uncountable plagues.
Oy! Again with the plagues?
Why did I ever move to Egypt?
But, Anubis, the sun god, Ra, has decreed
that this girl is to be the Boy King's wife.
That's so funny.
I was talking to the sun god Ra just the other day
And he told me he changed his mind.
Really?
Old flip flop Ra we call him, here in the underworld.
But it's too late.
We've already paid for the catering.
Too bad you're going to lose your deposit.
More smoke, Sherman. This canine subterfuge is working.
Deliver the girl to the gates of the city...
and leave her there, where the gods will retrieve her forthwith
Only in this manner
may the plagues upon this land be avoided.
Anubis has spoken.
Take this girl to the gates!
Anubis, you sound unwell.
Well, I have been feeling a bit under the weather, but I'm feeling much better now.
Thank you.
Penny, Sherman quickly.
- Come on, Penny! - Sherman!
Runaway bride!
Stop, them you fools!
Penny Sherman, climb on board!
They are Getting away!
We made it!
Where do we go next, Mr. Peabody?
Home. We have to get back to the dinner party
Before Penny's parents realize she's missing.
We don't have to mention the whole
King Tut wedding thing, right?
Certainly not.
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned
They get married too young in Ancient Egypt.
Or... perhaps I'm just some old Giza..
Warning:
WAYBACK power supply insufficient.
Charge now.
What's the matter, Mr. Peabody?
All this zipping about the cosmos
has drained our power supply.
We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop.
As luck would have it
we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance.
Florence, Italy - 1508
I can't even tell my left brain
to command the right, anymore!
How many times I gotta tell you, Mona Lisa.
Mona Lisa?
No, no, no!
I cannot paint
until you smile!
Leonardo, tell me one thing, I have to smile about!
The sunshine, the pasta
all the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!
But, I have not seen any of them Leonardo
Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza!
I do not think that means 'chair' in Italian.
Peabody, my old friend!
What a welcome interruption!
Believe you me, this woman is make me nuts
So, are you bonne? Good to see you. What do you want?
We're in a desperate hurry to get home
But the WAYBACK needs a jump start...
And we thought
Who better than, Leonardo Da Vinci
to help us on our way.
Peabody, I would love to help you
but you come at a very bad time.
I do not know what I'm going to do, with this crazy woman.
You see what I mean?
What seems to be the problem?
What is the problem?
I am half way done with the painting. She won't even smile!
Fine. I smile.
No!
That's a fake smile!
Everybody knows that.
Why don't you make a real smile?
Why don't you say something funny?
I paint the paintings, I make the machines
I don't tell the jokes!
Perhaps I can be of assistance
You see, humor is not immune To the loss of science.
Using algorithms, we can extrapolate
what is universally considered funny.
Thus producing a formula
That is scientifically certain to cause laughter.
Case in point, the pratfall.
Is everyone amused?
The data was so clear
Do not worry, Mr. Peabody, I got it!
No, no, Sherman...
Perfect! Hold that smile!
Hold it right there! Don't move! Don't move!
Well Leo, if my calculations are correct
This machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force to send us home..
I've got one last piece I've got to pound into place.
Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?
Okay, Mr. Peabody.
- Mr. Peabody? - well-done, Sherman.
But Mr Peabody...!
Very helpful.
Sherman!
Yes, Mr. Peabody?
The hammer...Da Vinci
Oh ,Okay, Mr. Peabody.
Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci.
Do you need any Help?
No, no, that's quite alright. Thank you.
Sherman!
Let's go. Let's go explore.
Uh , well I'm supposed to be having Father-son time, with Mr. Peabody.
Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?
Okay.
Sherman! Where are you going?
Exploring.
- But we need your help. - No, we don't.
I mean, we can manage, somehow.
He's a boy, Peabody.
Let him have some fun. Let him go.
Thanks, Mr. Peabody.
He's growing up, Peabody.
Like a baby bird, leaving the nest.
Isn't it wonderful?
It's like a museum.
It's like a toy store.
Check this out.
It is the world's biggest model airplane.
It's not a model, Penny, It's a prototype.
And we should probably just leave that alone.
Okey
But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?
I don't think Mr. Peabody would like that.
Well, Mr. Peabody isn't here.
Just tell me how it works.
Please!
For learning.
Okay.
The thrust comes from this kind of crossbow doo-hickey here
Then it shoots along the track
until the wind catches the wings.
But how does it go?
How do you takeoff?
You just pull down that lever.
This one?
Oh boy.
This is crazy!
No. It's not Sherman. It's fun!
We're gonna die!
Oh stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it!
Nothing is as beautiful
as an elegant equation, translated into perfect engineering.
Why can't children be so simple?
Because children are not machines, Peabody.
Believe me. I tried to build one.
Oh , It was creepy.
Here, Sherman. You fly it.
But I don't wanna fly.
Sure you do. It'll be fun!
No seriously, Penny, I don't want to.
I'm letting go.
- One... two... - Don't let go!
- No! -... Three!
Penny, fly the plane!
No, Sherman, you're going to have to save us.
But I can't do it.
I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly!
You can do it. I know you can.
Come on, Sherman. Fly.
See? You got this, Sherman
You're right. I have got this!
Mama mia! Da Vinci sailed again.
Yes, but did you see that child he made. So creepy.
Dad. Dad.
All done up here, Leonardo.
And I am all done down here.
It is beautiful, isn't it?
Every piece in its place
doing precisely what it's supposed to do.
Ey , Look, Peabody! It's my flying machine!
My flying machine!
Sherman? Sherman!
Sherman, what are you doing up there?
I'm flying!
But Sherman you don't know how to fly!
- I don't? - No.
Turn. Turn, Sherman. Lean! Lean!
Sherman! Sherman! Are you okay?
That was pretty fantastic!
I can't believe it!
My flying machine it worked!
Sherman, you're the first flying man!
You should be very proud, Peabody!
Very very proud.
'Proud' doesn't begin to describe it.
Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?
Papa, mama!
Mona!
Papa, mama!
I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr. Peabody.
Well, you should be.
You could have been killed.
What are you talking about? Sherman flew a plane.
He was amazing!
Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artifact.
Whatever. You should be happy.
It turns out that Sherman isn't a complete and total loser after all.
Yes, Mr. Peabody.
Turns out I'm not a complete and total loser after all.
Miss Peterson...
Stop turning my son into a hooligan.
It's not my fault he's a hooligan..
Yeah. It's not her fault I'm a hooligan.
Well it's certainly not my fault.
I spent the last 7 years
Teaching Sherman good judgment.
If you're such a great parent
why is Miss Grunion trying to Take Sherman away from you?
Is that true?
Is somebody gonna take me away from you?
No, Sherman. I'll never let that happen.
You just need to trust me.
Oh dear, a Black Hole!
What's happening?
If I can't pull us out of here
We are going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon.
There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull.
I've got to divert everything to the main thrusters!
Why didn't you tell me?
Tell you what?
Why didn't you tell me Miss Grunion was trying to take me away from you?
It's not your job to worry about these things.
You just didn't think I could handle it
We'll discuss it later. Now sit down.
I don't want to discuss it later!
Sherman, sit.
You can't talk to me Like that..
I'm not a dog.
What did you say?
I said I'm not a dog!
You're right, Sherman, You're not.
You're just a very bad boy.
T minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Sherman? Penny?
Sherman, are you okay?
Sherman?
He's gone.
Where are we, anyway?
Oh no.
We are on the brink of one of history's most ferocious conflicts.
Trojan War - 1184 BC
How are we doing heroes of Greece?
Feeling good? Feeling strong?
Okay, let's get warmed up
We don't want to pull something out there.
Remember what happened to Achilles, that whole thing with his heel.
Looking good, Diomedes.
Menelaus, my man!
My man.
Are you ready to get on the field , Shermanous?
Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon!
That's cute.
Odysseus, what news do you bring?
Someone left this for us.
A present, nice!
It looks just like our horse.
Should I bring it inside?
It'd be rude not to
I did not see that coming.
Jeez louise! What is that smell?
Ohh-huh That is the smell of victory!
Greetings , men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes.
Peabody here. I've come for Sherman.
Do you know this guy?
I thought I did, but now I'm not so sure.
Then he must be a spy. Kill him!
No, no!
He's... my dad.
Your dad?
It's an adoptive relationship.
Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon
but it's time for him to come home.
Sorry, Mr. Peabody, I've joined the Greek army.
Shermanous is one of us now.
- He's a brother. - I'm his brother.
He's my son!
- He took an oath! - I took an oath.
He's seven!
and a half!
All sons must prove themselves to their fathers.
Today, Shermanous will prove himself on the field of battle.
But he's only a child.
Your dad may not think
you're ready to become a man, Shermanous...
But we do.
Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
Now I'll show you what I can handle.
FYI...
a lot of heroes have father issues.
My old man is a Minotaur. Half man-half bull.
All judgment.
Ajax here, is the strongest guy in the world
But his father never accepted
That his real dream was to sing.
I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.
And don't even get me started about Oedipus
Let's just say that,
You do not want to be at his house over the holidays..
It's awkward.
Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through.
This is a war..
Do you realize what's about to happen?
I'll tell you what's going to happen.
We're gonna destroy their houses
Pull down their temples
And makes the streets of the city run red!
With Trojan blood!
Yes!
Blood, blood, blood!
Zeus on 3! one...
Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War.
That's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.
two...
- Sherman it's dangerous! - I'm wearing a helmet.
- Three! - You're not going!!
Oh , yes. I am.
Zeus!
Eat my bronze, You Trojan dogs!
Well , that's cutting it close..
This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman.
Because I'm your father.
And it's my job to keep you safe.
But are you sure Miss Grunion, will take me away?
Not as long as I'm around.
Mr. Peabody, help me!
Penny!
Smell my victory! Smell it!
That's my ride!
Mr. Peabody hurry!
I'll take that.
You did it, Sherman!
Mr. Peabody helped.
Now, let's get To the WAYBACK
Go home, un-hypnotise Penny's parents
Finish that dinner party Eat my baked alaska
charm the pants off Miss Grunion
and make sure none of this ever happens in the first place.
Sounds good.
I'm in.
Sherman !
Penny!
Sherman, no!
Mr Peabody...
Mr Peabody?
Mr. Peabody!
Dad!
Oh , Mr. Peabody, what should I do? What should I do?
There's nothing you can do, Sherman.
I just want to go home
Home?
That's it!
I've got an idea.
Come on!
Where we gonna go?
We're going home.
There's only one person who can help us
And that's Mr. Peabody.
What are you talking about? How is that even possible.
We've got a Time Machine, Penny.
I can set it so that we get home.
when Mr. Peabody is still there.
But I thought you're not suppose to go back to a time when you existed.
What choice do we have?
ERROR!
You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist.
This could alter the fabric of space-time.
ERROR
Hang on!
This is a little home-spun concoction I'd like to call:-
" Einstein on the beach".
- To the kids. - To the kids!
Mr. Peabody!
Sherman? Penny?
Can we talk to you a second?
Of Course. Excuse me.
I've really hit it off with your parents.
I think we can file this night under
"unqualified success".
- I'd hold off filing it just yet. - What do you mean?
Why are you dressed like ancient
Greeks? You used the WAYBACK!
I did. I know it's terrible.
But why?
Penny and I got into an argument about George Washington.
So I made him show me the WAYBACK.
And I lost her in Ancient Egypt.
And got engaged to King Tut.
So I came back and got you.
We ran out of gas.
In Florence.
And went into a black hole.
And then you died in Ancient Troy.
Died?
I have a hard time believing that.
It's true!
But now you're here, and everything's gonna be ok!
I told you never to come back to a time when you existed
because there'd be two of you.
Yes, but the other one of me is in Ancient Egypt.
Who are you?
He's you, but from another time-line.
But I thought you said, never to come back to a time when you existed.
Exactly!
I know, I know. But what was I supposed to do?
Mr. Peabody died in ancient Troy.
Died? I have a hard time believing that.
Thank you!
What are we going to do?
Well, for starters, both Sherman's can't stay here.
Why? We can bump it!
I was thinking the same thing!
That's so weird. It's like we're twins.
I was thinking that too.
See!!
We can't have two Sherman's in the same timeline.
It puts too much strain on the space time continuum.
What to do? What to do...
The Peterson's can't know any of this.
- Hey, Peabody! - Hey!!
How's it going?
Patty and I are working up an appetite.
Well, the smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!
Especially that baked Alaska!
Yeah... So, what's going on here?
Yes, what's with the get-ups?
Toga party!
Toga party?
Yes, it is a toga party!
But what about dinner? I'm starving.
Why don't we head into the dining room
and tuck into those quails you've been yakking about?
- No! - Why not?
Because... it's so fun right here.
Fun fun fun, fun fadunfunfun
Miss Gkranion !
How delightful!
We were having such a good time, I almost forgot you were coming.
Why don't you join the party?
Stop , I'm not here for a party!
I'm here for the investigation.
Good! Why don't you start investigating over here?
Or here... or here... or here...
stop waving your hands around!
Sherman?
Wait! Is that...
-... Sherman!
duo Shermanous? What's going on here, Peabody?
Nobody move!
Sherman, I've got to get you out of here
Before you touch yourself.
Mr. Peabody, you didn't die!
- Of course I didn't die! - Thank you!
How did you get back?
After a few failed experiments.
I hit upon a combination of bone stone and yak fat
And constructed a rudimentary WAYBACK.
You know what they say.
if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
This is no time for puns!
Even good ones.
Penny, Sherman quickly.
You're not going anywhere.
I've seen quite enough to remove the boy
Both boys, From this home.
No, don't!
Miss Grunion please! This is all my fault.
I started it.
I'm so sorry, Sherman.
You have nothing to apologize for, Penny.
A dog should never've been allowed to adopt a boy in the first place.
- Now, come on! - Miss Grunion, be careful!
What's happening?
Mr. Peabody! Help !
Sherman?
Hey, where did the other two go?
Our cosmic doubles combined
in order to reconcile a paradox in the space-time continuum.
Okay, that make sense.
I don't know what just happened here, but I know it was wrong!
This boy is coming with me!
Mr. Peabody!
- No, Miss Grunion! - oh let me go!
Get back here!
Oh , you're hurting me!
He bit me!
Yes, hello, police?
I'd like to report an assault.
a bite!
Mr. Peabody, what are we gonna do?
Yes, yes, that's right. Get here as soon as possible.
Run!
He's kidnapping the children!
I can't believe you bit her, Mr. Peabody.
I know, Sherman. It was wrong.
Wrong? It was awesome!
And now to return to our proper timeline
And erase this mess.
There he is!
He's got my daughter, in this giant space apple!
My face is numb!
What?
Time travel failed.
Oh dear
What is it, Mr. Peabody?
Our cosmic doubles colliding ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
That's why we didn't get to the past.
Hi, Peabody!
Looks like the past is coming to us.
I will get you, dog! And your little boy too!
Penny, my bride!
What?
Oh dear! oh dear
Follow that orb.
Incoming!
What sort of creature are you?
The name's Grunion!
I'm in love!
I just need to find a wormhole..
Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.
Hey, I'm walking here.
Cake!
There they go! Don't lose them!
I'm trying to find another wormhole
But they all lead back to the present.
Time Travel failed.
There he is! After them!
Penny, my queen, I know you're in there.
We're coming Shermanous!
Time Travel failed.
Mr. Peabody, look out!
Shermanous, hold on.
We shall release you from this egg.
Drop the sabre
and step away from the futuristic orb.
I take orders from no man!
Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite!
Don't tase me, bro.
Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air.
Mr. Peabody, you're under arrest, for kidnapping, reckless endagerment
And a multiplicity of major traffic violations!
You don't understand.
There's a rip in the space-time continuum.
If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix
For too long you've bamboozled the world
With your fancy jargon and that little red tie of yours
And look what's come of it.
Take him away!
Wait.
- Mr Peabody! - Sherman!
What's gonna happen to Mr. Peabody?
Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?
Let me go. You don't know what you're doing.
Please, before it's too late!
Wait!
Give him another chance!
He's through with chances.
Now he has to pay for his mistakes.
But I'm the one who made all the mistakes.
I'm the one who used the WAYBACK without permission.
The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made
... was me.
Sherman!
You're absolutely right, Sherman.
What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?
Maybe you're right, Miss Grunion
but there's one thing you haven't considered.
What's that?
I'm a dog too!
If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody
who never turns his back on you
and who's always there to pick you up when you fall
and loves you, no matter how many times you mess up
If that what it means to be a dog
Then yeah. I'M A DOG TOO!
I'm a dog too!
I'm a dog as well! A poodle dog!
I am a dog too.
Ditto on that dog thing.
- I'm a dog too! - Too! Too!
I'm a dog too.
I'm Spartacus.
Alright, fine. You're all dogs.
But you can't change the law.
I know someone who can.
George Washington!
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
That all men, and some dogs
Are created equal.
I hereby award Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon.
Me too.
I've done worse.
Mr Peabody, look!
It's getting closer!
What are we going to do?
This is the greatest collection of geniuses, ever assembled.
Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.
I can build a catapult.
Then we go very fast!
But remember as you approach the speed of light
Gravity will get too strong.
And indeed, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
How about we just punch that big hole in the face?
I have an idea.
Hey, everybody! I have an idea!
Yes what is it, Sherman?
Why not go to the future?
The future?
I've never been there before.
So, it's probably not as messed up.
Sherman, that's it! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Not usually.
It's exactly what you all just said!
Except the total opposite!
If we set the WABAC to the future
And go very very fast
We'll create our own gravitational field
That's equal and opposite
to the rip in the space-time continuum!
I don't get it
We're gonna fly up there, and punch that big hole in the face.
Yes!
Sherman, you're a genius!
But, Peabody, how far into the future must you go?
Just a few seconds ought to do it.
And then we'll sling-shot right back!
Are you sure this is going to work?
Don't worry, Penny.
Just remember, I'm a...
... genius!
Sherman, I need to reprogram the WAYBACK.
Alright, Mr. Peabody.
That means you have to drive.
In order to make the leap into the future
The WAYBACK will have to go very fast.
Faster than it's ever gone before
Are you ready, Sherman?
I'm ready.
Come on, Sherman, you can do it.
Now, Mr. Peabody?
Sherman, we need more speed.
Now?
Just a little more.
Not yet, Sherman.
Not yet.
Now!
Farewell!
- Arrivaderci! - papa, mama.
Goodbye!
Abschied
You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody!
You'll make a mistake eventually, and when you do
I'll be there!
This is mine!
Come on, Sherman. Come on!
Yes!
If you want to watch television before I get home
Simply press the input 3 times
And then use the remote control as usual
Yes, Sherman.
And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting
Consider bringing snacks for everyone.
Bagels are always appreciated.
Yes, Sherman.
And remember, Mr. Peabody
I have the lodge club after school today.
Sherman, wait.
Yes, Mr. Peabody?
I... I love you Sherman.
I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody
Hey, Mr. Peabody. Hey, Sherman.
Wait up!
No doubt about it
Every dog should have a boy.
I know pronounce you husband and wife!
You may kiss the Grunion.
Come here, soldier!